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		<title>START WITH YOURSELF FOLKS!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 18:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brett Reetz</dc:creator>
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		<title>THE TRUE ECONOMIC STIMULUS!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brett Reetz</dc:creator>
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		<title>TECHNIQUES IN LIBERAL ARGUMENT!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brett Reetz</dc:creator>
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		<title>DO WE NEED A BECKXORCIST?  BIG TIME!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 19:41:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brett Reetz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch this and try to tell me I&#8217;m wrong.  
THANKS FOR WATCHING,
Brett Reetz
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		<title>WANT NAZI&#8217;S?  ALL THEY NEED ARE GUNS AND UNIFORMS.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 05:07:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brett Reetz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This video reveals, as do many of late, the desperation of the dark side.  Remember, Evil is the absence of logic and reason; thus, here it is folks, the absence of logic and reason:

That&#8217;s my Reetzality for the moment.  If you ever vote for this person again, have your sanity checked.  I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GOOD SPEECH MR. PRESIDENT!  FOR THE IDIOTS!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 04:17:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brett Reetz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m no genius, but President Obama’s speech was shallow rhetoric, self aggrandizing bunk, and replete with the indicia of an incapable leader.  It came across as a joke, but under the circumstances, it&#8217;s not funny.  Let’s go through the rhetoric and analyze.  Don’t get depressed.  The first step in solving a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IS OBAMA BEHAVING LIKE A BAD PARENT?</title>
		<link>http://www.reetzality.com/is-obama-behaving-like-a-bad-parent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 21:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brett Reetz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Obama is still playing the metaphorical role of the parent who spoils, enables, and ultimately ruins his children.  The metaphor is this; the parent is the President, the children are Americans.  On Saturday, Obama urged reluctant lawmakers Saturday to quickly approve nearly $50 billion in emergency aid to state and local governments, saying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MORE LYING SCOUNDRELS!  WELL, ACTUALLY THE SAME ONES.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 23:44:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama, during Thursday’s (May 27, 2010) press conference, said that every morning when he’s shaving, his daughter comes in and asks, “Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?”  It is reported that Glenn Beck hit a new low by mocking this asserted inquiry of Malia, President Obama’s daughter.  I disagree.  Here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SHOOT!  I&#8217;M NOT CO-EXISTING!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 02:43:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CO-EXIST!  That is the bumper sticker of the inveterate liberal  I see them all the time, usually on a Volvo, or some sort of quote “green” car.  Co-exist.  What does that mean?  I’m not sure, but actually I’ve figured it out.  It is an expression of demonic ludicrous that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;M NOT SICK OF THEM, I&#8217;M DISGUSTED WITH THEM!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 01:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m listening to Laura Ingram who is replacing Bill O&#8217;Reilly as I write this.  There is some tree hugger defending Obama&#8217;s initiative to open up off-shore drilling.  Now, before you rush to your email accounts to attack me for using the term &#8220;tree hugger&#8221; slow down.  I&#8217;m a tree hugger.  I [...]]]></description>
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