Believe in my lies.
1. I’ll have no lobbyists in my administration. He does.
2. I’ll read every bill, line by line, before I sign it. He didn’t read the stimulus bill.
3. I will have no earmarks. there were over eight thousand earmarks on the stimulus bill.
4. I’ll be out of Irac in sixty days. Nope.
5. I’ll close Guantanamo. Nope. (but a good nope)
6. My administration will be transparent. It’s not.
7. I’ll put an end to red-state-blue-state politics. The nation has never been more polarized. Actually it was once, in 1861. I think Lincoln was president)
8. Cap and Trade will not impose a cost on families. Obama covered up an internal report that said it would do just that.
9. My focus will be on Afghanistan. It’s not, it’s on Letterman.
10. I won’t raise taxes on anybody earning less than $250,000.00. Not true if he gets his way on cap and trade and health care.
11. Health care won’t cover illegal aliens. (It did until Wilson called him a liar. He went on to say we should make illegals legal and kill the issue.
12. I’m for a missile defense shield in Eastern Europe. He betrayed our allies and reversed course.
13. Obama-care won’t include a tax. It does.
14. I didn’t even know ACORN was getting that much federal funding. Either he’s a liar or ignorant, pick.
15. If we pass the stimulus bill, unemployment will not go above 8%. It has.
16. I have no intention of running General Motors. He is.
17. (a new one) Health care won’t fund abortion. Not true in the newest tax, I mean health care bill.
So the guys a liar and a blatant one. Not to worry, his charm will sugar coat the immorality of his dishonesty. But will it? Are you, the liberals, so pathetic, so disrespectful of yourself, that you allow somebody to lie to you?
Apparently so. But here’s the big lie. “I’m going to change the way Washington works.” He campaigned on this issue. CHANGE was his mantra, his theme. But what do you know, he didn’t change anything except this: He has injected steroids into everything that’s bad about Washington. Lobbyist are running rampant in his administration. Transparency is aggressively thwarted. Corruption and special interests are in full force. Spending is out of control. Bi-partisanship is dead.
So liberals, when do you get mad that your guy lied to you about his fundamentals? I can actually sympathize with some of his words. No lobbyists, good. Transparency, good. No new taxes, good. But he isn’t doing any of these things, he’s doing the opposite, bad bad bad president. Liar.
My point is this liberals; have some self respect and for God’s sake (literal), don’t tolerate his lies. I’ll forgive you for making a mistake. I won’t forgive you for not standing up for yourselves, for allowing yourself to be lied to, and mostly for your insistent feigned ignorance of what this guy is about. I know and like a bunch of you liberals, but again, have some self respect so I can like you more.
That’s my Reetzality for the Day.
Thanks for the read.
Brett Reetz