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I’M BACK AND HERE TO STAY!

Brett Reetz — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:23:27 +0000

OCCUPIERS: A RASH THAT OCCURS WHEN CULTURAL HYGIENE IS LACKING!

Brett Reetz — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 07:04:25 +0000

If you don’t think the Occupy Wall Street crowd is nothing more than a pathetic group of anarchist thugs, stupid in all respects, spoiled, demanding, anti-American hooligans, then you need your head examined. Or in the alternative, you should confess that you too are an anti-American loser who on the most fundamental level, simply is …

THE DEMISE OF THE TELEPROMPTER!

Brett Reetz — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:45:24 +0000

Uh Oh! The Destroyer in Chief has wrecked another industry. What industry did Obama destroy? The teleprompter industry. Think about it. Who in their right mind would ever use a teleprompter after Obama has proven incapable of speaking or acting “off script?” The message, or “teleprompter anti-sales pitch” of Obama is this; if you need …

THE OUTLAW OBAMA!

Brett Reetz — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:26:31 +0000

Just when you thought that you had seen it all, just when you believed that the hypocrisy and lack of transparency of the Obama Administration had hit its zenith, the attorney general, Eric Holder, gets caught lying to Congress. Who would have thought it? Well, me for one. Why? Let’s run down a list of …

HEY MR. PRESIDENT ENOUGH WITH THE BULL!

Brett Reetz — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 06:25:54 +0000

President Obama gave his weekly address today, replete with his usual rants. He pushed passage of his “jobs bill” de jour, which is nothing more than a repeat of his failed stimulus bill, that unsurprisingly, didn’t work. Here’s what he said: “Are they against putting teachers and police officers and firefighters back on the job? …

THE UTTER ARROGANCE OF IGNORANCE!

Brett Reetz — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 01:43:16 +0000

President Obama spoke to the Congressional Black Caucus and made a complete ass of himself. If you don’t have a brain, you might have missed this. Here’s a sample of what he said: “The unemployment rate for black folks went up to nearly 17 percent — the highest it’s been in almost three decades; 40 …

THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM. CHECK IT OUT!

Brett Reetz — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 04:37:30 +0000

As the world spirals towards a financial collapse and all forces point fingers and offer solutions, it is important to ask the question, what is the true cause of this mess we’re in? Here it is: REDISTRIBUTION! There, I identified the problem. Thanks for the read. Hah. Here’s a more thorough explanation. Go to any …

READ SWIMMER! IT’S FOR YOUR PLEASURE.

Brett Reetz — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 23:33:48 +0000

Dear Readers: My first novel has been published. Check out www.swimmerthenovel.com and if you like a good read, buy my book. It’s less expensive on Kindle, Nook and E-book. My God! A political hack can write enjoyable “hard to put down” fiction. Please, check out: www.swimmerthenovel.com Thanks for the anticipated read. Hope you enjoy. Amazingly, …

MORE THAN JUST A BLOGGER, CHECK OUT SWIMMER THE NOVEL!

Brett Reetz — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 17:32:42 +0000

SWIMMER, my first published novel, has just been released. You can purchase it from Amazon in hard copy or Kindle as well as other e-books like Nook. You can get a quick synopsis at www.Swimmerthenovel.com. You can order it directly from the SWIMMER website as well. Swimmer is a character driven thriller with a supernatural undertone, set in Northern …

ANOTHER HIDDEN LIE BY OBAMA!

Brett Reetz — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 04:57:56 +0000

Here’s what the Washington Post reported today: “More savings would be generated through an overhaul of the tax code that would lower personal and corporate income tax rates while eliminating or reducing an array of popular tax breaks, such as the deduction for home mortgage interest. But the talks envisioned no specific tax increases as …