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LOOK! HERE’S THE DEAL AMERICA!

Brett Reetz — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 03:57:09 +0000

Look America. Here’s the deal. Our nation, the greatest nation on earth, so far, is on a precipice. Merrian-Webster defines a precipice as a “very steep or overhanging place.” that is where we are. We are on the verge of falling as a nation. We are on the verge of failing, deferring, being bankrupt, subjecting, …

I’M BACK AND HERE TO STAY!

Brett Reetz — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:23:27 +0000

OCCUPIERS: A RASH THAT OCCURS WHEN CULTURAL HYGIENE IS LACKING!

Brett Reetz — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 07:04:25 +0000

If you don’t think the Occupy Wall Street crowd is nothing more than a pathetic group of anarchist thugs, stupid in all respects, spoiled, demanding, anti-American hooligans, then you need your head examined. Or in the alternative, you should confess that you too are an anti-American loser who on the most fundamental level, simply is …

THE DEMISE OF THE TELEPROMPTER!

Brett Reetz — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:45:24 +0000

Uh Oh! The Destroyer in Chief has wrecked another industry. What industry did Obama destroy? The teleprompter industry. Think about it. Who in their right mind would ever use a teleprompter after Obama has proven incapable of speaking or acting “off script?” The message, or “teleprompter anti-sales pitch” of Obama is this; if you need …

ARE WE GOING LEACH? NOT IF WE DON’T WANT TO!

Brett Reetz — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 06:22:56 +0000

I am not certain that a leech can kill its host, probably not. But I am certain that if enough leaches attach to a host, and suck enough blood out of the host, then the host can be killed. It’s just physics. A living host, let’s say a mammal, needs a certain amount of blood …

COME ON AMERICA! ACT LIKE A MAN!

Brett Reetz — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 04:19:27 +0000

I’ve studied the Occupy Washington protests and admittedly can’t come up with a focused theme that the occupiers are trying to push. Sure, they’re upset that life has been hard on them. Sure, they’re upset that things didn’t go their way. Sure, they think life’s unfair. Sure they think it’s not their fault. Sure, they …

A BIT OF ADVICE FOR PRESIDENT ROMNEY!

Brett Reetz — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 16:32:10 +0000

As Bill Oreilly said when asked by Imus what it was going to take for a Republican to lose to Obama, Bill responded, “the candidate would have to vomit on national TV and comit mass murder.” He’s probably right, but just in case, I’ve been spending a lot of time thinking about the Republican candidates …

THE OUTLAW OBAMA!

Brett Reetz — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:26:31 +0000

Just when you thought that you had seen it all, just when you believed that the hypocrisy and lack of transparency of the Obama Administration had hit its zenith, the attorney general, Eric Holder, gets caught lying to Congress. Who would have thought it? Well, me for one. Why? Let’s run down a list of …

HEY MR. PRESIDENT ENOUGH WITH THE BULL!

Brett Reetz — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 06:25:54 +0000

President Obama gave his weekly address today, replete with his usual rants. He pushed passage of his “jobs bill” de jour, which is nothing more than a repeat of his failed stimulus bill, that unsurprisingly, didn’t work. Here’s what he said: “Are they against putting teachers and police officers and firefighters back on the job? …

CAN YOU JUST MAN UP!

Brett Reetz — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 03:19:05 +0000

The world is crashing. The European Economic Community is collapsing. Our Economic numbers are pathetic and on their way to a collapse. Our President is the biggest “not my fault” finger pointing sissy that ever graced the White House Tarmac, and we, us, have to make a decision. What choices do we have? Not much. …