CO-EXIST! That is the bumper sticker of the inveterate liberal I see them all the time, usually on a Volvo, or some sort of quote “green” car. Co-exist. What does that mean? I’m not sure, but actually I’ve figured it out. It is an expression of demonic ludicrous that reveals the liberals penultimate desires. Wow, that’s a big sentence with a bunch of poly-syllabic words. On its face, the bumper sticker means “get along,” don’t be pious, other cultures are just as good as our American culture, but different, and how arrogant and condescending of us to demean these other cultures. That’s the intent of the bumper sticker and of course, the folks that sport those bumper stickers are so intellectual, so smart, so much more intellectual than us blue bloods.

Thus, I did what is necessary. I put myself in their shoes, the liberal apparent shoes, just to see if I was or wasn’t co-existing appropriately. Wow, am I naïve. Here’s what I discovered:

First, I have no friends that employ clitorectomies. None. Not one of my friends feel it is appropriate to excise a young girls clitoris in order to cause her to remain celibate and to not enjoy sex. Not a one. I am definitely not in a position to say that I am socializing with folks who endorsing clitorectomies. Shame on me, I am not co-existing.

Second, none of my friends have endorsed stoning a women to death for being raped. God, I am awful, I’m not co-existing. We need to embrace other cultures, we need to understand that they are not wrong, they are just different, and when a women gets raped in Saudi and then stoned for being a victim, we need to understand, we need to embrace, we need not to be so arrogantly righteous. Again, I am so bad, so arrogant, so not co-existing.

Third, It get’s worse! None of my friends discriminate against women. In fact a lot of my friends are women. I treat them no differently than I do my male friends. Yet, other cultures, the one we have to co-exist with, find women to be second class citizens, wear a mask, bow, don’t socialize with another male or we’ll stone you, just be deferential, after all, we have a penis and certainly that makes us better than you. I am so ashamed that I am not co-existing with folks who condemn women to second, even third, the children rank higher, class citizens.

Fourth, Oh shit, none of my friends are killing their new borns if they are female. Uh Oh. I can’t believe how arrogant I am not to be hanging with folks that employ infanticide when the wrong sex is born. Shame on me. I am not co-existing.

Fifth, I do not have a single friend who wants to pass his debt onto his children like they do in India. Again, shame on me. I am such a bad co-existor. How narrow of me? I need some friends who run up debt, live the good life, and pass it on to their children like in India. Well, if it’s any salvation, Obama’s imposing this reality upon us, so I guess I can say that I am involved. Still, I have no close friends who endorse this policy.

I could go on, but I’ve made my point. Co-exist? Get real Libs. The oxymoronic truth of the flagrantly ridiculous “co-exist” mantra reveals your abject stupidity. Don’t believe me, try to reconcile women’s rights with the cultures you inspire us to co-exist with, you’ll get stoned, to death my friends.

Here’s my ultimate point. The Co-Exist bumper sticker is an in your face, challenge me, revelation of the abject ignorance of the left. It’s impossible. It’s insane, It’s all illogical. All the tenants of evil if we have to cut the chase.
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So libs, keep putting those bumper stickers on your cars, keep revealing your inherent stupidity and evil for us to see. Here’s the kicker libs: We’ve seen through it. We know who you are and more importantly, we know what you are.

Come on knuckleheads. You want to co-exist with folks that will stone you for being who your are? The reality is that you don’t. The reality is that the bumper sticker simply reveals another trite illogical effort to destroy and demean what is good. Go for it libs. You are up against God. By the way, did you ever watch the exorcist? God won, he, she, it, always does. And here’s a final thought libs, even if you think you won, you always lose. Losing is consistent with your druthters.

That’s my Reetzality for the Day.

Thanks for the read.

Brett Reetz

I am a trial lawyer and a conservative which is somewhat of a rarity. Nowhere in any of the progressive’s proposed health care deform is their any tort reform. None. A clear cost of medicine is preventive medicine which normally means taking care of one’s self, but from another perspective, it means preventing litigation by over diagnosing and over-treating. Doctors do this, not solely to provide excellent care, but also to protect themselves from medical malpractice litigation. It is a huge component of medical costs. Ask a doctor what his or her medical malpractice insurance costs. A ton. And like all costs of a service, they get passed on to the consumer. And yet, there is nothing in the progressive’s proposals to limit liability of the medical profession.

But this isn’t the reason the trial bars are drooling over Obama-care. Here’s what I believe will happen if Obama-care passes. First, the demand for medical care will surge and the supply of medical care will shrink. Who wants to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to be a doctor regulated under Obama-care? Not as many as would want to be a doctor under a system where they can earn greater money. Duh. Money motivates. Humans are self interested. Less money and more regulation will discourage folks from entering the medical field. Medical services will shrink, both actually and relatively to the demand. So medical services will experience a greater burden, quality will decline, and here it is, the reason that trial lawyers love Obama-care, more medical mistakes will be made. And trial lawyers love a good mistake as long as they can profit from it. Obama-care is a gift to trial lawyers. It will explode the number of cases they can profit from, additionally raise costs, and these costs will be passed to the consumer. It’s a win-lose proposition. Trial lawyers win. Consumer’s loose. And the trial lawyers know this, and now you know it.

Fight Obama-care. Fight it hard. It is a comprehensive conglomeration of wrongs. It takes away choice which means it takes away liberty. I guess the only right to chose the “left” adores is the right to chose to end a child’s life through abortion. Medical choices for taking care of yourself? Say “good bye.” Quality? Say “less.” Quanity? Dido. Say “less.” Transfer of wealth? Say “to the trial lawyers.”

That’s my Reetzality for the Day!

Brett Reetz

Think about it. Think about what Limps (Liberal + Wimp) like and dislike. Let’s go through the list:
1. Welfare: Care for the poor no matter how individually responsible for the poverty an individual is for his or her circumstances. Anyway, the poor can’t help themselves, they need our help. Rag to riches is false. Accountability, bunk. Standing on your own two feet, not fair. And the children? Of course I should take from my own to help theirs.
2. Subsidies: If you need it, we’ll give it to you. Corporate, individual, institution, foreign country, community organization, cause, no matter, give it to them.
3. Abortion: Go ahead and kill the baby, it might be hard on your life if you have to raise him or her or even give the child up for adoption.
3. Terrorists: Please don’t use that word.
4. Don’t close the borders: It would be hard on Mexicans.
5. America: We need to apologize for all the harm we’ve caused the world. We’re bad. We use too many resources.
6. Torture: I don’t care if somebody is going to get wacked, don’t torture the decapitating scum who would reveal information that could save them. Torture made them bad. It’s our fault they’re terrorists.
7. Taxes: Punish the successful. It’s not fair that somebody that works harder and smarter than me earns more money and then gets taxed at the same rate.
8. Merit pay: Don’t you dare judge a teacher. They’re all the same and anyway, who could really judge? And our public school system is great, and who cares if India and China are doing better? And for God’s sake, don’t mention the word “voucher”, that would give individuals the ability to pick a better educational path for their children and worse, would create competition in the school system.
9. Guns: They’re dangerous. So what if only the criminals will have guns. We need to take away all law abiding citizen’s guns. And the government will never suppress us to the extent we need to defend ourselves. Our founding fathers just didn’t get it. They didn’t need guns to escape from England, and the Jews would didn’t need them when Hitler went holocaust.
10. Gay marriage: How rude to not let two sodomizers have the same rights as a man and women. Of course we should create a protected class based upon how a person uses his or her genitals.
11. Military: We need to hug a terrorist or an enemy, not shoot them. The Taliban, Hamas, etc. simply are feeling unloved and that’s why they want to kill us. We need to get rid of our nukes. Do you really believe Russia, China, and soon Iran and North Korea would be dangerous if only they had the nukes? They’ll definitely follow our lead and get rid of their nukes if we do it first. The best nuke defense is a good hug, some understanding, unilateral weakness, and talks-talking works great. It’s all you need. And for God’s sake, cut all military spending.
12. Being number one. Why is America so stuck on being the best. We’re not. We’re all equal. We’re no better than Etheopia, Venezuela, Cambodia, China, North Korea, Vietnam, Zimbabwe, etc.
13. Nationalized health care: We need to pay for the lard ass cigarette smoker who chooses vice over self preservation.
14. Christians. They are so rude, so prejudice, so righteous. Why, I was just walking through a Christian right wing neighborhood and it was so, well o.k. nice and clean and safe, and American; that I just had to hate. The arrogance of those law abiding self sufficient forgiving right wing Christians.
15. Unions. How could you dislike an organization that treats everybody as equal and pays everybody the same no matter how hard they work and even better, can destroy an industry? What I really love about Unions is the fact that they do not reward excellence. That I adore.
16. Competition. I hate the fact that they keep score in kid’s sports, it punishes the less able and rewards the more able. “Competition” should be next on the “politically incorrect” list.
17. Freedom. I don’t want somebody to have a firearm, state their opinion if it’s “Politically incorrect,” or keep what they produce and earn. And I want everybody to get the government’s permission to do anything, even on their own property.
18. Government. Isn’t it splendid. Why can’t we have more of it? If there’s a problem, isn’t the solution always more government?
19. Illegal aliens. It’s not their fault. They’re just looking for work, and it’s not fair that they’re even considered illegal. Give them drivers licenses, education, health care, welfare-heck give them the right to vote. And what would vegetables cost if it weren’t for illegals?
20. America and what made it great. I mean come on, don’t tell me this rubbage about how individual freedom plus hard work and small government made us great. We’re a country where not everybody has the same amount of money and that’s just not fair.
21. The United Nations. It is so effective. It has done so well lately in Darfur, Somalia and the Democratic Republic of Congo where the Hutus and Tutsi’s are at it again. And the way they’ve resolved the Israel-Palestine conflict, how phenomenal.
22. Global warming. Of course, it’s all our fault. That science about sun spots that directly correlates with the extreme warming trend in Europe in 1100 and the extreme cooling in Europe in 1600 (Dark Ages) is bologna. And those ice ages that ended when there were less humans on earth than now live in Chicago, don’t even go there.
22. Logic and Reason-See one (1) through twenty-one (21).
23. Etc. (Listen to the news objectively or with the prospect of paying with your freedom and effort for the Limp wish list.)

I find limps pathetic and I have no empathy for them. They should be embarrassed for being such limps. Of course the limps will respond by saying that Reetz doesn’t care and he should want to pay more taxes to help people. They’ll call me mean. Really, how’s the war on poverty doing Limpy? How does appeasement work with Tyrants? Oh, if only we had hugged Hitler and just tried to understand him. Pol Pot too. He really needed some hugging. Stalin, another needy child in search of love. And government Reetz, how can you not love government? It’s actually so efficient, so frugal, and oh so hard working. Why I was just at the Department of Motor Vehicles and was amazed at the amount of hard work and customer service I received! Here’s the real telling point. Limps can’t survive without those they hate. Who would pay for their Limp List? Come on Parasitic Limps, do you really want to kill the host? Maybe you do, maybe you really want a country of mass parasites with congressman and presidents dividing what little productivity remains? It worked so well in Russia and China.

I love what our country stands for; it made us great. The Bill of Rights is a God inspired treasure. This is what made us who we are, kept us free and prosperous, not the Limp list. You Limps, you should thank true Americans, non-limps. We pay for your whining wish list. But of course, giving credit where credit is due, good or bad, is oh so non-limpy. How about this proposal-Pick a side. East or West of the Mississippi? You pick. Limps on one side, Americans on the other. If my side is so wrong, so evil, so uncaring, why do you even want my side in the game? And deep down in the parasite’s soul, a thought of a flea pops up, “Hey, I do need the dog.”

That is my REETZALITY for the Day, tough, fair and frank like we all should be.

Brett Reetz